A penis almost as long as his TV career.
Reading 'Fifty Shades of Grey' is not an adequate education in kink.
Where strong and rough meets soft and feminine.
He’s gotta have some of your attention.
When a poor, sweet, delicate, high-strung little orchid is simply cray-cray.
"They both held my hands and told me not to leave."
It is what it says it is.
This week: Periods, porn, and a cute girl speaking charming nonsense.
Because it's 2014.
Sandstone sex toys as soft as Vladimir's heart.
Quick, someone inform Rush Limbaugh.
The Daily News & the NYC Assembly are keeping the city safe from the tyranny of dildos hung from power lines.
If only that kid didn't have sex with a Hot Pocket.
And Lena Dunham's hosting tomorrow night.
Highlighting the internal experiences of intimacy.
“I have a knack for developing crushes on men that turn out to be unavailable.”
So, like, take 'er easy, man.