“I mean, we're comedians,” he whined indignantly, using the industry's favorite excuse for being a shitty person.
Does Anthony Weiner's mayoral announcement indicate a fundamental shift in how we view sexting?
Q: What is the sexiest breakfast food? A: Poached eggs. Because you put them on toast and the yolk starts running.
"My hunch has been confirmed: higher IQ means you're more experimental in bed."
When dicks are involved, they will be measured, regardless of the consequences.
"The best advice you can give anyone who is meeting people is just be a good listener and don’t have bad breath."
"I really, really, really do not want him to live with her."
Breaking down the sex appeal of The Hangover III's hairiest star
Jessica, a sex blogger, meets Andrew at his book reading.
If you want your relationship to survive you might need a road trip...or a hornets' nest.
Our obsession struck long before Angelina Jolie.
"I tried to tell him, 'This is how I like it.' And he said, 'I know what I’m doing.' But I said, 'No. You don’t.'"
This right-wing reactionary accidentally said something I kind of agree with.
"Probably Tobias because he is so scared of it. He’s such a never-nude."
As Bill Hader exits SNL, he'll take our favorite character with him.
We're only counting official canon material here, not the homoerotic Kirk/Spock fan fiction that exists out there in disturbing quantities
The best way to get someone to fall in love with you is to never leave your attic.
Is it true that men can't have a girl friend on Facebook without having a sexual or romantic interest?
"Strippers do nothing for me, but I will take a free breakfast buffet any time, any place."