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Sometimes, all you really need to do is ask.
With more than a dash of simulated coitus by a cast of hot, limber ballet dancers.
Some of TV’s greatest holiday episodes are uplifting, some are packed with harsh realities, but the best episodes give us a little bit of everything.
"We had that kind of sex you can only have after a lot of build up. When you’re nearly attacking each other."
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It's basically a device that gives you blue balls.
Oh, and did we mention shirtless hockey players?
There's a 90 percent chance that's a solid chocolate phallus.
From incestuous twins to love-starved temptresses, there's something here for all of you freaks.
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In case you were interested in Moby's dick.
Who’s always there for you when you’re lost, cold or caught in downpour in flip-flops with a dumb Duane Reade shopping bag over your head? These guys.
It's a trauma zone of guileless grandmas and high school photos.
For that poreless android look you'll never achieve in real life.
Porn is natural. And adorable.
The Most Hilarious News Story You'll Read Today Is About a Snake Biting a Man's Penis in a Public Restroom
Hold onto your "dangling manhood" for this story.
Zac Efron, Amy Adams, Pharrell & more.