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Love Darts

It seems impossible that I’ll ever meet someone who hasn’t been hurt.

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Members of YAWF (Youth Against War & Fascism) carry a banner in the Fifth Annual Gay Pride Day march (Gay Liberation Day), New York, New York, June 30, 1974. It reads 'Stonewall Means... Fight Back! Smash Gay Oppression!' (Photo by Fred W. McDarrah/Getty Images)

Not Quite

Progress ends up looking more an more like co-option

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Bored Teen Hero Loves to SWAT Disneyland

“I don’t currently have any other clear path for productivity,” the teen said.

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Scientists: Dropping Acid as Safe as Riding a Bike

Riding a bike on acid still dangerous, though.

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Cockpocalypse

A cockfinity awaits.

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On Name-Calling

In the morning I can feel his cock jumping against my stomach. It’s heavy.

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Smuggling Oxycodone with Toyota Hoverboards

A conspiracy theory.

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Fit Bot

When we listen to our Fitbits, what other self-evident directions do we fail to hear?

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Always Already Seen

What was a critique of an over-saturated visual culture has turned into a parasitic practice of thoughtless regurgitation.

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Yuck-ies

The hipster is dead, long live the hipster!

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True Detectives Will Shit in Your Shoes

Dick Oranges and Parbunkells.

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Shave What You Need To Shave

When will women’s bodies cease to be sites of protest or profit?

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Los Angeles

L.A. makes me feel sexually frustrated.

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Yes, Please

“Can you trust me?” she said. This time, more insistent. More urgent.

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Infinite Monkeys say Donald Trump for Prez!

Infinite Monkeys are overjoyed that our candidate for president has finally thrown his toupee in the ring.

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Passing For Another

If race is lie, when does it matter who’s telling the truth?

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No Crying In The Lab

Tim Hunt said something really fucking stupid. And sexist.

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Infinite Monkeys Learn Chernobyl Foxes Make Sandwiches

Sharks attacks, real life teddy bears, and monkeys in college. Oh, my!

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Little Pink Pill

The FDA approved the “female Viagra.” The problem: it doesn’t really work all that well.

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Girl, Please

What makes a woman? The short answer: just please don’t even go there. Professor Eleanor Burkett did.

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