Finding a name for She Who Must Not Be Named.
Is getting laid during the party to end all parties as easy as one would think?
"Most people I never saw again."
A collection of work by Gregory Derkenne.
Ever boned a lady, only to forget her favorite type of zoo baby the following morning?
Foreign officials are so strict these days.
Send people flying out of sight with a flick of your finger.
Maybe she should stick to standing still.
"He pressed me up against my parents’ fridge and I heard all the magnets fall off as our lips met."
Nikki is a genius.
We're probably going to watch.
"I did and did not want to sleep with Ted."
People with brothers make better lovers.
In honor of Angelina Jolie's improbably hot Maleficent.
Men have the anxiety and women have the guilt.
Leather never goes out of style.
Is this supposed to be sexy or just really weird?