Internet Meme Hall of Fame: Ridiculous Craigslist Roommate Ads

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 Hilarious Craigslist Roommate Ad

Hilarious Craigslist Roommate Ad

Commentarium (25 Comments)

May 25 10 - 1:09am
uh huh

I think Seeking a roommate Page 3 is the reincarnated Howard Hughes.

May 25 10 - 10:18am
Dan

@uh huh: I love that one.

May 25 10 - 10:42am
k

the last one is every single roommate ad on SF craigslist - east bay. crazy demanding hippies.

May 25 10 - 11:53am
james

"IT MUST SIZZLE."

May 25 10 - 2:01pm
Laura

I live in Portland, and believe me when I say that the militant vegan ad is pretty average when apartment hunting.

May 25 10 - 4:20pm
uh huh

I'm curious about extreme vegans. What do they think will happen to the sheep, cow, etc. animal populations if we really use nothing from them? Have they not noticed that most undomesticated large mammals are riding the endangered lists?

May 25 10 - 5:21pm
Christine

"You also have to sleep with me." I can't help but respect the guy.

May 25 10 - 6:10pm
Vegan...

...but owns a cat? What happened to the cat's right to go outside and live free?

May 25 10 - 11:10pm
Diana

"seeking a roommate" person reminds me so much of Sheldon from The Big Bang Theory...

May 26 10 - 4:10pm
RVL

The vegan needn't have mentioned she was white. It is assumed.

May 26 10 - 5:11pm
TwL

I think the first one is Patrick Bateman.

May 26 10 - 7:03pm
don't ask don't tell

I give some serious respect to a group of girls that watch the Philadelphia Flyers! Stanley Cup's coming to Philly!

But other than that, those broads are nuts.

May 29 10 - 2:18am
whizzle

"$500 HOLY CRAP" was on Reddit a while back. Later, a redditor reported that he visited the apartment, met the guy, posted some pics, and accepted questions. He leased the place, as I recall.

Aug 18 10 - 12:31am
wiggly

vegans have some good points - every reason to be vegetarian is a reason to be vegan. But millions of critters die every time a field is plowed to plant soybeans or wheat.

Sep 06 10 - 7:13am
Name

@TwL - I WAS GONNA SAY THE SAME THING. PATRICK BATEMAN FOR SURE

Sep 14 10 - 9:17am
anti-vegan

I think it's fair to say that the vegan one is by far the most awkward. Aside from the "seeking Roomate" dude. Total goober's the two of them and just weird as hell.

Sep 14 10 - 2:30pm
Sv

It cracks me up that the vegan describes herself as "openminded"

Oct 20 10 - 6:40am
apthunterinLA

Oh, I love that 'pay me but I don't want to know you're here' ad. I ran into several almost exactly like that searching for rental situations in LA. Literally. Even one that looked normal, I called and the poster pretty much said "I want you to be gone when I am here, either working or socializing elsewhere. No hanging out in your bedroom on your days off, but it's a nice house with a parking spot and w/d." Asshats like crazy in LA.

Oct 21 10 - 8:01pm
Gina

LOve it !

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