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Castlevania III: Dracula's Reign Ends, Sypha's Baby Factory Opens

Posted by Nadia Oxford

When I was a kid, I ate crayons while I was supposed to be tested for giftedness, I lost interest in achieving the honour roll when I found out it wasn't covered with sticky frosting, and I could never understand why grown-ups got so uppity if I was wearing my shirt backwards (still can't). But I finished Castlevania III all by myself, without cheating, and I'm still damn proud of that. It remains one of about two games both my husband and I played as kids, but only I've completed.

I've only finished the game with Grant as my aide, mind you. Even my childlike stupidity and gullibility had its limits. “Ha ha,” I said as I watched the credits scroll, “I am never doing this again!”

Ah, but it looks like I will with the help of the Virtual Console. Once I get my platforming legs back, I'd like to try and finish the game with Sypha. I've seen her ending already thanks to the modern magic of YouTube, but it still fascinates me. The second Dracula dies, the schmatte covering Sypha's head falls off on cue and Trevor's like, “Holy shit, Imma touch this bitch.” And he does.

Sypha's gender is pretty ambiguous up to that point. It's basically a Samus-style unveiling, but Samus was alone in the depths of space. The only person who was present when she said, “Um, excuse me, I have a vagina,” was the player.

So what's the deal between Sypha and Trevor? Did he know from the start that Sypha was a female, but he said “Shhh, let's not tell the player until they've finished the game and gone half-mad through the attempt?”

Or did Sypha wait until that moment to show Trevor what was under her robes, and Trevor just said, “Oh, well, you're a girl.” (*belt hitch*) “I guess we'll be makin' some babies, then?”

Only they know, bless their little pixel-sized hearts.

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Posted Jan 12 2009, 09:45 PM

Filed under: nintendo, nes, konami, castlevania, 8-bit, retro, castlevania iii, nadia oxford, virtual console, trevor belmont, sypha

Comments

John Constantine said:

Plus, Sypha is referred to as a dude in the instruction manual!

""Spirit" Sypha Belnades

Sypha, the Mystic Warlord of Warakiya, is also a vampire hunter who walks quickly and carries a big stick. Rumors of his death were spread throughout Eastern Europe, but in truth he was captured by "Cyclops", the one-eyed Ultimate Evil. Sypha uses his Warakiya Staff to attack. Other attack favorites of his include flames, frozen crystals and lightning bolts. With these, he can destroy evil enemies before they get close to him. However, his skin is very

thin and blisters easily when blasted by grotesque enemy attacks. To score BIG, Sypha must attack before his enemies find him."

Hence why I thought it was totally normal to dress up as Sypha when playing with friends at the age of 9.

Then I beat the game with Sypha.

Then it became even awesomer to dress up as Sypha.

January 13, 2009 12:46 PM

Sanagi said:

When I first saw reference to Sypha as female I was taken aback, and then wondered why I thought Sypha was male. Now I know the rest of the story. Cool stuff.

My childhood stockholm syndrome games do not include the Castlevania series so I never even beat it with Grant.

January 13, 2009 6:47 PM

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