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You’re Doing it Wrong: Excitebots Should Be Super Smash Bros. Kart

Posted by John Constantine

I don’t know about you, but I thought Excite Truck was a hell of a game. Not just as a launch game either. Its terrain deformation, ridiculous stunts, enormous jumps, and speed were good fun. It wasn’t as demanding as its grandpappy Excitebike, but that suited its loose motion controls nicely. It flopped hard though, failing to break into the top selling games the month it came out. In fairness, it deserved to flop. Who puts out a racing game at launch and doesn’t include multiplayer? Appalling. More than that though, there was no aesthetic hook to sell Excite Truck to Nintendo’s audience. Its beefy trucks and muddy trails milieu might have played back in 1987, or even ’97, but those days were long gone for Nintendo by the time the Wii released.

Now, Monster Games is back with Excitebots: Trick Racing. It looks like a lot of fun. Excite Truck but with wacky animal-robot-cars, more stunts, power-ups that involve driving into giant sandwiches, and, most importantly, multiplayer. I’m excited to play it. I’m also mystified by Nintendo’s decision to send this poor game out to pasture, just like Excite Truck. Animal-robots or not, there’s nothing here to grab up the massive Nintendo audience. There’s an easy way to make Excitebots into a multi-million seller instead of a ten-thousand seller. You make it a Smash Bros. game.



Watch this trailer. The play hooks are already there since the racing is about impacting your competitors and the environment to pull off big tricks. It’s also a fast-paced “gamer’s” game, which would make it a compliment to the slower-paced Mario Kart rather than a competing product. More than anything, though, it would be one more way to capitalize on Nintendo’s mascot stable and appeal to the broadest swath of Wii owners possible. It would ensure that people actually went out of their way to play a good game on the Wii.

Instead, Nintendo’s going to let yet another racing game from a good developer die on the vine. One day, I’m going to kick that company directly in the metaphysical balls. That, or I’m just going to buy Zelda again. Time will tell.

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Comments

Roto13 said:

Don't people usually complain about slapping mascots in otherwise-original games?

March 10, 2009 8:42 PM

LBD "Nytetrayn" said:

Excite Truck couldn't have done too poorly, it still retails for full price, doesn't it?  AND it's getting a sequel.

As a huge fan of Nintendo, Mario Kart, Super Smash Bros., and the whole nine-yards... I like it as it is. And people usually seem to complain that Nintendo just trots out its big names repeatedly, and this seems to run counter to that.

I just don't see a real place for the rest of the Nintendo cast here.  I mean, maybe some certain ones (Stunt Race FX cars, maybe a 3D pixelated Excitebike rider, or a bot modeled on Bubbles from Cluclu Land) would work, but a whole Mario/Link/Samus/Etc. lineup?

Eh, I'm happy with it as it is.

March 10, 2009 11:35 PM

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