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Revenge Finally Taken on that Duck Hunt Dog

Ever wanted to take revenge on your canine companion for his annoying and incessant schadenfreude? Well, maybe you can empathize with College Humor's Dave Futernick... a man who has reached the end of his rope and decides to take out his rage on his unsympathetic friend.

Wikipedia provides a little context:

Throughout the game, the player is accompanied by a nameless dog that laughs at the player if no duck is hit, and congratulates the player if a duck is hit. Since then, the nameless dog has passed into video gaming folklore. According to urban legend, the dog can be shot, but this is not possible in the console version of the game. The feat of shooting the dog is possible in a bonus round of the game's arcade version, Vs. Duck Hunt. The dog can be shot only in the bonus round, and only after the final duck has flown from the screen or been hit. This is quite difficult, as the window of opportunity timewise is quite narrow. However, if the player succeeds, the shot turns the dog's face black with powder. The dog's carefree expression then immediately turns to one of rage. After briefly exiting the screen, the dog returns to the foreground, hobbling on crutches, and chides the player by saying, "Ouch, shoot the ducks, not me!"

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61FPS Hits Bleep Boop, Gets High on Rock Band Fumes

As hinted at last week in the comments of Cole’s post on College Humor’s swell videogame program Bleep Bloop, I’m a guest on this week’s episode. Jeff Rubin, fromer Nerve rockstar Patrick Cassels, Kumail Nanjiani, and I celebrate the wanton ridiculousness that is the Rock Band branded fog machine and strobe light. I don’t know if you all were away that such a thing existed, but it most certainly does, and it’s about as silly as you might expect. During the more dramatic moments of songs like “Eye of the Tiger”, the little burner belches out a heady mist that smells a bit like wet dog and fails to create the rockin’ atmosphere its intended to.

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John Constantine, our superhero, was raised by birds and then attended Penn State University. He is currently working on a novel about a fictional city that exists only in his mind. John has an astonishingly extensive knowledge of Scientology. Ultimately he would like to learn how to effectively use his brain. He continues to keep Wu-Tang's secret to himself.

Derrick Sanskrit is a self-professed geek in a variety of fields including typography, graphic design, comic books, music and cartoons. As a professional hipster graphic designer, his recent clients have included Nerve, Pitchfork and MoCCA, among others.

Amber Ahlborn - artist, writer, gamer and DigiPen survivor, she maintains a day job as a graphic artist. By night Amber moonlights as a professional Metroid Fanatic and keeps a metal suit in the closet just in case. Has lived in the state of Washington and insists that it really doesn't rain as much as everyone says it does.

Nadia Oxford is a housekeeping robot who was refurbished into a warrior when the world's need for justice was great. Now that the galaxy is at peace (give or take a conflict here or there), she works as a freelance writer for various sites and magazines. Based in Toronto, Nadia prizes the certificate from the Ministry of Health declaring her tick and rabies-free.

Bob Mackey is a grad student, writer, and cyborg, who uses the powerful girl-repelling nanomachines mad science grafted onto his body to allocate time towards interests of the nerd persuasion. He believes that complaining about things on the Internet is akin to the fine art of wine tasting, but with more spitting into buckets.

Joe Keiser has a programming degree from Johns Hopkins University, a tiny apartment in Brooklyn, and a fake toy guitar built in the hollowed-out shell of a real guitar. He writes about games and technology for a variety of outlets. One day he will stop doing this. The day after that, police will find his body under a collapsed pile of (formerly neatly alphabetized) collector's edition tchotchkes.

Cole Stryker is an American freelance writer living in York, England, where he resides with his archeologist wife. He writes for a travel company by day and argues about pop culture on the internet by night. Find him writing regularly here and here.

Peter Smith is like the lead character of Irwin Shaw's The 80-Yard Run, except less athletic. He considers himself very lucky to have this job. But it's a little premature to take "jack-off of all trades" off his resume. Besides writing, travelling, and painting houses, Pete plays guitar in a rock trio called The Aye-Ayes. He calls them a 'power pop' band, but they generally sound more like Motorhead on a drinking binge.