Oh oh. I am officially one of those people. You know, the industry-wreckers. When the time is right, count on me to infiltrate your homes, break your copies of Gears of War 2 over my knee and throw the pieces like shurikens into your pug dog's heart.
In the meantime, I'm going to bulk up for the mission.
Wii Fit was kind of a sudden buy. "Oh my God is that Wii Fit? This isn't a mirage? Grab that shit, yo!" After that, the balance board incubated in its box for some weeks before we took it out and subjected it to fat torture.
At five feet, I'm not a willowy beauty and I know it might be a while until God gets off his arse and bestows upon me the seven inches of height I wholly deserve. I will forever be shaped like a heavy-duty dog-chew toy (slightly used), but I'm starting to come to peace with that. My other option is to simply stop eating, and that's not going to happen because I'm fond of living and digesting.
That said, I'm still realistic. I've made major dietary adjustments in my life partially because I know keeping healthy is not about dieting, but about lifestyle changes that you can realistically stick to. Also, I'm getting old and my stomach hates everything these days. It's not hard to get away from fried food when it goes down as french fries and comes up as Acidsaurus Rex Kool-Aid.
That leads this anecdote to exercise, which leads me back to Wii Fit. I figured it won't be long before winter chases us Canadians back indoors, so I may as well get used to indoor activities again.
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