It seems like it was only yesterday when Sega stunned the world with the announcement of Sonic and the Black Knight, a game that seems like nothing more than a contemptuous response to sensible gamers that think Sonic has strayed way too far from his roots. "Oh, so you want to run really fast through creative landscapes, eh? Well, have some combo swordfighting! We'll see you suckers next year with Sonic the Hedgehog Presents Quicken 2010."
I'm wondering just what the hell Sega was thinking with the very concept of the game to begin with. Even Mario, the most versatile video game character to ever exist, would look like a complete tool holding a sword--and if you look at all of his weapons in any of the Mario RPGs, you can tell Nintendo knows this as well. But I guess Mario was never intended to look scowly or "cool" as our friend Sonic over there, who's currently sporting a robot hand for what I assume makes sense in the content of Black Knight's story. I really don't want to do the research to find out why because if I recall this information out loud at a later date, someone may execute me on the spot. That's the price you pay for knowing terrible, terrible things about terrible, terrible video games. But don't let me taint your opinions; check out the Black Knight trailer and witness the disaster for yourself.
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