In a recent interview with People Magazine, Jessica Simpsons lets it all hang out (again) about her relationship with Tony Romo. This girl will never learn.
"I just told (Tony) today, 'You're the love of my life.’ I don't really ever say that to anybody."
Firstly, admitting that anyone is the love of your life is a no-no.
It's not sweet or charming, it's bordering on psycho material and
sounds desperate. It's always girls that are spewing this kind of line
around. You never hear a guy tell their partner that they're the love
of his life (well, except for Barack last night, but he doesn't count -
that was almost...sweet). Guys know better.
Poor ol' Simpleson. She's just a sweet country girl at heart,
isn't she? She just wants to do the right thing. Even if the right
thing involves wearing horrible country-inspired clothing and even
worse career decisions.
She also told People that she changed her phone
number and e-mail address so ex-boyfriends and anyone in her life
before BimboRomo cannot contact her. Again with the psycho material!
She did this, apparently, to prove her devotion to Romo, yet Romo
hasn't done the same. This doesn't bother Simpson, however, because she
isn't "a jealous girlfriend". She even went so far as to say that Romo
was the "perfect guy". Expect a break up in the next four months. Men
don't like to hear that they're perfect unless they're saying it about
themselves. It's too much pressure.
When asked about her relationship with John Mayer, she confessed: "I had to regain self-esteem and self-value". Hence, the too-small bikini choices.
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