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Deformed Dicks

Posted by airheadgenius

Earlier today, I went to google image search for an appropriate image for my dream story. I tried large dick, large penis, mechanical penis, etc

Man, what a revelation!

Now I am no stranger to the male appendage, but the images popping up were enough to leave my jaw hanging.

Dick sculptures as big as a house. Elephantiasis of the scrotum??? I wish I was kidding.

Anyway, when you're next bored at work and you know you often are, go google. And be thankful for your own perfectly formed genitalia.

But, if you're not happy with what nature gave you, check out the elephantiasis pic.

Trust me, you'll feel a whole lot better.

(Apparently I am on a bit of a dick kick)
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Posted Aug 29 2008, 07:22 PM
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Comments

recycledbrooklyn said:

I am very very thankful for my genitalia!  I guess most guys are.  

August 29, 2008 7:45 PM

recycledbrooklyn said:

Try being a young man and working on your um... relationship and comfort level with sexuality and equipment and such.  You've got no basis of comparison really except for porn and stories from the Penthouse Letters, where every man is a minimum 9 inches and thick as a Tennant's tin!  You look down at your endowment, and decide that it's best if you never take off your trousers.  Of course though it's got a brain of it's own which takes over just long enough to forget that it's not herculean... and at that point it's too late.  

August 29, 2008 8:52 PM

date machine said:

Well, sort of the Queen, but more like Helen Mirren. An article in The Guardian a few days back explained why she gave up snorting coke. She was quoted as saying: "And I read that in the paper, and all the cards fell into place and I saw how my little

September 4, 2008 7:20 PM

boston said:

But some peoples' appendages are deformed. My friend's is sort of forked: botched circumcision. I would say he is slightly emotionally deformed as well.

September 4, 2008 11:23 PM

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