Oh  man, so funny.  I think Stewart and Colbert are at the top of my list these days too...

Depp and Vin Diesel though... I like that suggestion.

Ryan Gosling and Joseph Gordon-Levitt. Ding Dong!

Damn, trinity, nice job!

I used to have a Vin Diesel crush... but it was one of those crushes I was baffled by once it was over, so I don't think he gets into my threesome.

I could change my mind at any moment, but this morning I think Colin Farrell and Prince Harry seem like a good time.

Diesel? Gay as a maypole. He might take Zeit's ass, but spjy you're out of luck.

Actor/play-write Sam Shepard is exactly my type, so he would easily be part of the tussle (see him in Fool for Love or Days of Heaven).  I am ashamed to admit a penchant for bloated Brit writer/political commentator Christopher Hitchens (thank God this is anonymous!)  The way he fixes his eyes on people and his blowzy demeanor suggest a Class-A pervert who would do unspeakable things that I might like.  

Why on Earth would you want Johnny Depp to come on your face when you could taste him in your mouth! Or have him come in your ass so you could enjoy the sensation for the rest of the day (we are of course assuming that in any world in which I have the opportunity to have Johnny Depp come in my ass, STDs don't exist and unicorns prance in the streets.)

I think Zeitgeisty illustrates the ways in which guys are frequently focused on what they can get out of a situation.

See, in my ideal MMF threesome, the boys are focused on pleasuring ME moreso than getting off themselves...

I mean, even without DP there would be advantages to two guys.  Twice as many hands and lips, for instance...

In other words, I think there are other ways to envision a MMF than those which are frequently found in porno, hard as that may be for some of you to imagine.

airheadgenius - yup, Prince Harry - he may not be textbook good looking, but boy looks like he could throw down - fun & game, is my guess. But I'd be happy to swap him out with Ewan McGregor. Who, I suspect, might be up for a little wee bit of MMF in the midst of the happy little MFM.

No on the facials, and probably no on the DP - but there are a lot of other combinations...

For some reason, my brain spit out:

Kevin Kline and Tracey Jordan

ugh.  I'm not sure how that would work, but it's just so wrong (and potentially hilarious in its disaster -- disastrous in it's hilarity?) that I can't stop imagining it.

mark wahlberg and a clone of mark wahlberg. redefining the funky bunch!

4 hands are way better than 2 dicks.

I'm a straight male and even I wouldn't say no to Ryan Gosling and Jason Statham.

Out of the ladies however, it would have to be Laura Linney and Kristen Bell.

Bret and Jemaine from Flight of the Conchords.  Or Ryan Gosling and Christian Bale or Robert Downey Jr. and a Secretary era James Spader for an especially naughty, dirty, kinky time.

Alyson Hannigan and Parker Posey.

then I could die happy.