The lawyers I've dated have been hung.  Smallest weiner awards go to the slackiest slackers I've known.  Painters.  Emo hipster jerks.

Well, it seems to me struggling artists and musicians generally do better than prick lawyers when it comes to getting laid, at least when they're young.  I hadn't necessarily thought it was about big dicks, though your logic makes some sense.  I, for instance, was far more focused on homework back in high school when I felt more unattractive and was totally convinced academic success was the only thing I was good at and the only way I'd get positive attention.

But back to the musician thing (and I do have some personal experience with this), I tended to chalk up their success with ladies more to the fact they're passionate about something other than beer and football, most of them come across as sensitive, and they have dexterious fingers.

im with octopus. I once dated a lawyer with a really nice big schlong. come to think of it, I have seen quite a few nice cocks attached to successful douchebags.

Hmmm . . . the biggest one I've ever seen was attached to a heroin-snorting punk singer. The smallest, to the boy I lost my virginity to, who grew up to be a professional drummer in . . . wait for it . . . a Christian rock band. I'm not sure what this means, except that maybe he turned to Jesus rather than Mammon for consolation.

What about the scientist?  Why don’t people ever talk about dating scientist?  Were the original nerds you know.  Forget all the hipsters, musicians, writers cause nothing says “passionate about your job” then writing 600 pages of code or dissecting a cadaver.  We can make it worth your time dating us too.  I bet we have junk that is significantly bigger then most other social groups (P <.001), so why not show us a little luv.

I've been described as 'ample', now I have a reason for being the biggest slacker ever.

"Why've you missed the last month of lectures?"

"Oh it's okay, I have a big dick."

Sometimes we get signed to a major record label or find a kind of art that we enjoy and that makes us money because of our big dick like teaching ladies to dance in body contact. It is always nice to see that look on a pretty ladies face and think, "I've got this sale on ice".

Damn I wish I hadn't read this. I am not packing and I am not rich and my career is in Pedagogy. Wahh.

biggest cock i ever had was on a german dentist. im talking over a foot. he stuffed it into my mouth while we got naked in the black forest. good times