I'll be honest, since everyone loves honesty. I cannot stand condoms. This is nothing new, obviously. Few people actually like condoms, but still use them because of the importance of safe sex and unwanted pregnancies.

Back in the day, when I was single, and enjoying one-night stands and random sex, I would use condoms........but not all the time. There is nothing more mood-killing to me than when you're about to have hot sex and a guy suddenly says, "Oh baby, can you put the condom on - it's so much more sexy when you do it!" Uhhhh...seriously? I've had to this a few times and I hate it. It's not my penis, it's yours. YOU put the goddamn condom on it. I'll admit to tossing the condom aside a couple times and saying "screw it" to safe sex for a night. The ironic thing about that is that from all the unsafe sex I've had in the past (oh relax, it wasn't that much), I never caught a single STD (been tested numerous times and nada) or got pregnant (my uterus prefers  to wait for when I'm in a relationship to get knocked up first, apparently). Of course, this is just luck on my part. It's not something I would encourage people to do, ever, obviously, but it's certainly not something I can say I practice with 100% effort therefore I can't preach about it.

The thing is, I find condoms just really disgusting. They smell, they make noise, they scrunch up, they take forever to put on, men look awful putting them on with their face all serious while trying to not lose their erection. Not to mention that sex without a condom is better than any other sex around.

Now that I'm in a long-term relationship, I have a new type of birth control that allows me the pleasure of condom-less sex all the time. I love it. I don't have to worry about always making sure I have a well-stocked condom drawer anymore. I don't have to purchase $20 boxes of condoms in a hurry late at night at the corner store while dude waits on my couch, stroking his wang until I come back, condoms in hand. I don't have to bite my tongue as I roll the condom down a dick, and then have the smell of latex on my fingers - we all know how attractive that smell is.

It's funny now that I think back to all the guys I've slept with - there has only ever been one guy who was consistent with the condom use and it was the guy you'd least expect it from too. The most slacker, messy-haired stoner kid you'd ever meet, but what a dick that one had. It could make a grown woman cry.

Please note: I'm not encouraging unsafe sex, so kidnly don't get your briefs in a bunch. Thanks.

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