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Posted by zeitgeisty

Was reading this article on the web about moustaches being one of the 'regrettable trends' of 2008... Well I can say that I had them all beat by a full year!!...

me and my 'stache in 2007 suckas!...

 

 

 

 

Not everyone can pull off the 'stache.. first off, what most people don't understand is that the 'stache needs to be cultivated.. grown long... I hate it when I see some half assed anus hairs underneath a nose. You need to invest time into it. The question is, does it get the ladies hot and slathery? Personally, most women I've known have hated the 'stache. They would say I looked like a child molester. Personally I don't understand the whole 'stache/child molester connection.

Do all child molesters have 'staches?

CELEBRITY FUN CRAP

 

Ever notice how Britney Spears looks like Geraldine Page?

I hate both of them... What was the deal with Geraldine Page anyway? She was thoroughly unpleasant to look at, and always played an irritating character. She 'insisted upon herself - always emitting an overwrought vibe.Yet another unappealing actress foisted upon us eternally for unknown  reasons...

Fellow ponderous actresses:

Jill Clayburg

Jill Ireland

Marsha Mason

Ellen Burstyn

 


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Posted Dec 30 2008, 11:49 AM
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Comments

vix_en25 said:

I have recently come to the realization that I really like to see a pretty girl with blonde facial hair. does anyone agree with this?

December 30, 2008 12:22 PM

zeitgeisty said:

not I.

December 30, 2008 1:37 PM

vix_en25 said:

Btw, I like your stache'

December 30, 2008 2:17 PM

zeitgeisty said:

i miss it so...

December 30, 2008 3:30 PM

xcalibur86 said:

Haven't had one since the late Eighties. Was thinking about it recently but now that I'm informed '08 was the year-of-the-stache, I think I'll pass...

December 30, 2008 3:53 PM

LydiaSarah said:

I like moustaches when they come with beards. Not really without though.

January 3, 2009 9:09 PM

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