It's time to confess.
It pains me slightly to admit it, but I've been on Nerve.com for over two years now. It's had its up and downs. Many dates, an almost long term relationship, a short term relationship, a FWB but no true love.
It almost happened with Zeitgeisty though!
Maybe a year ago, I was checking my "who's viewing you" page and there was Z. Not only had he viewed me, he had added me to his hotlist! (He may try to deny this given our frenemy status, but I assure you it's true)
His lead photo was cute enough to investigate further, even though he did have a little too much of the Arthur Daley about him (a used car salesman for the uninitiated, with a penchant for sheepskin) so I decided to check him out.
Zeit's profile was funny. As much as his latest offerings on the blog have confirmed that he is in fact a no good lazy piece of crappola, there is no denying that he has moments of wit. And one or two were present on his page.
Yeah, that might work thought I. And so I waited for the introductory email.
But none came.
Then I realised that the mofo had removed me from his hotlist. He must've met that barely legal chick with the bit tits.
And the rest is history.
Ok, so this is better labelled "The time I almost dated Zeitgeisty". Sue me.
Here are some I made earlier:
F*ck off yer ol git
It's not funny being single
The V Word
The taste of kitty
You people smell
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Auntie Flo is visiting. This is about the cutest thing I've seen all day:
