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Date Machine: Where do these losers come from???

Posted by airheadgenius

 

 

A while back, I exchanged a bunch of emails with this super cute guy. Fit body. Good hair. Seemed intelligent.
But fairly early on in the proceedings, it became clear that he had this spoilt brat rich kid thing going on and was used to getting his own way.

Before we'd even met, he asked if I'd bring the children over because he "likes children. It'd be fun"

I said no.

He got kinda snippy and said that surely it was a relief to find a man interested in my children and that I should take advantage of that fact. I pointed out that it's not like having a puppy - a cute thing to goof around with for half an hour. These are humans. With feelings and attachments and not remotely a part of my regular dating experience.

Rich kid got pissy.

Then pissier.

Upshot is that he emailed me an incredibly vitriolic missive calling me, amongst many other things, a cunt.

Anyways, I blocked him, thanked my lucky stars that I'd avoided meeting someone overdue for a stint in an anger management program and moved on.

Turns out I couldn't have blocked him after all because today he sent me an email saying "didn't we talk a while back? I know we didn't meet because I would have remembered you. What happened?"

I wrote back: "Yeah, we exchanged emails. You called me a cunt. I moved on. Bye"

He wrote back "Oh, sorry about that. I wonder what ridiculous thing sparked that off?"

Note to potential daters... I tend not to be terribly chatty after being called a cunt. I am old fashioned like that.

Jeez Louise, where do these losers come from???

 

Here are some I made earlier:
How many sexual partners have you had?
The time I dated Zeitgeisty
F*ck off yer ol git
It's not funny being single
The V Word
The taste of kitty
You people smell
Click Addict

 

Who the heck is this? I could use one of these in my closet - to pull out when I needed it, like the ironing board. 

 

 


Comments

airheadgenius said:

Thank you for your myriad and lengthy responses. I am thrilled to have struck a chord with so many of you. My heart was so overwhelmed with the emotional outpouring that I could not stand it and had to delete each and every one of them.

Ok, I feel better now.

Not really. I hate when no one comments. I am delicate like that.

February 25, 2009 6:49 AM

vix_en25 said:

I think that most people feel like you: relieved you never met this douchebag.

February 25, 2009 8:19 AM

profrobert said:

I was so stunned by his behavior that I was rendered speechless (or typeless, I guess).  How old was this assclown?  He clearly had no idea what having children means in a dating context, and was insensitive to the kind of damage a parade of prospective step-fathers might have (not to mention my own situation, where I got attached to my ex's kids, but evidently not vice versa, a loss I continue to feel acutely).

I don't know what role his wealth may have played in this exchange, but more than anything else, it sounds like he might have Borderline Personality Disorder, what with the extreme lashing out and then apparent disconnect thereafter.

February 25, 2009 10:29 AM

jeez said:

You're so NEEDY.  Sounds like this guy really dodged a bullet there.

February 25, 2009 3:55 PM

airheadgenius said:

jeez - the idea of me being needy is hilarious. My one consistent criticism from my exes is that I am waaaaaay too independent.

February 25, 2009 5:13 PM

LydiaSarah said:

I don't know if it has to do with a wealth-related sense of entitlement OR a psychiatric disorder.  Just sounds like some jerk who thinks that, because you're a single mom, you ought to be grateful for any kind of interest a man takes in you and your family.  "How dare you not appreciate my modern, nice-guy, kid-friendly sensitivity!"

My diagnosis is chronic self-congratulating douchebagitis.

February 25, 2009 7:53 PM

nicknickleby said:

Hi,

I usually try and wait a few dates before I throw a tizzy...

Personally, I usually save that most wonderful of alliterative epithets for someone I've been having a political discourse with... For example: "YOU fucking republican CUNT"... Mind, it's important to utter it slowly and deliberately with as much cold hatred as you can muster. Shouting it wastes the venom.

So with that in mind - assuming you're one of them fancy champagne socialist, the slur was especially inappropriate... UNLESS he was an FRC and guessed you were both socialist and a single unmarried mother - because really for young entitled FRCs that would be quite a normal greeting when addressing the help - as natural as knocking up the scullery maids.

On another note, it's really bizarre for a man you've never met to want to meet your children... Personally I'd love to have some of my own and adore my nephews, nieces and friends' kids. But getting involved with someone with them is obviously very complex for many reasons - some of which you yourself essentially addressed. I'd really want to ensure I really had a good relationship with the mother before I thought I'd want to take things to the next level.

I've been burnt badly on that score - with a woman I dated for months before taking a vacation with her and her son. If she'd let her son and I get to know each other on our own terms things would've have been fine - but she became a total cunt - actually the biggest fucking cunt I've ever met. I don't think she was republican but honestly, it wouldn't have surprised me in the least. I left after 1 day, went hiking in Red Rock and met up with some friends instead.              

February 26, 2009 9:14 PM

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