Have a friend who encounter one of these. according to her there was no way to "deal" with it, too bad as she said, because the owner was a super nice and funny and stuff.

who knew there is a such a thing as too much!

I've seen some porn that clearly involves the use of a prosthetic penis and the semen is quite obviously artificial and pumped out. Perhaps this would explain the copious amount of fluid which is discharged.

ewwwww buckets of semen!!!  This is pretty funny actually.  I've seen some of these bizarre drowning rituals and I've often wondered if it's real or if there is a tube hidden somewhere pumping tapioca or something.

And I've also never had personal contact with a 12" cock.  At this late stage in my life and personal development it will most likely never happen.  THat's not so big a disappointment.

I opened this one video clip that was titled, Woman Plays with 12" Dick, or something of the sort.  Imagine my surprise when it turned out to be her own 12" dick!!!  WTF?

I think I will have eggs this morning.  

I haven't found it a big deal. I've just concentrated on finding girls fat enough that I can make love to their sweaty bellyfolds rather than their inadequately-voluminous vaginal canals.

Recycyled, I believe its creme anglaise that is being used rather than tapioca.

casual:

ewwwww not even funny.

airhead:

Well, for whatever it's worth I've certainly read that in the mainstream porn it's often fake semen.  Don't know much about youporn...

That picture of Don King has the Worth1000 stamp across the bottom. That's a Photoshop-contest site, among other things. Is that pic for real?

I've read somewhere that for many ejaculation shots in porn there's actually an assistant posted strategically with a spray-bottle of condensed milk. Probably much nicer for the actresses that way, actually - I know what I'd rather have squirted into my eye...

Anyone remember that alien porn site that used to be around. XXXspacegirls or something? They used bucketloads of something-a-rather for the "Xarg from Sigma-23" moneyshots.

if it tasted like condensed milk I would be sucking cock all day!

Vixen that actually made me laugh out loud.  Of course that could lead to the issue of wimps that won't kiss a woman after he's come in her mouth.  I'm actually surprised that Zeitgeisty hasn't waxed poetic on that topic already.  

ohhh thats a good idea for you zeity! you can talk about how as much as you love getting head, you will never kiss a woman after (because that would be gay!).

The size of the load is primarily dependent on the prostate and the seminal vesicles not the balls.  The testicles only contribute 2%-5% by volume.  But the image you created is funny.