Date Machine

WINDING DOWN....

Posted by zeitgeisty
It’s ironic, when I first started writing for nerve on the blog-a-log, I had just started a relationship, and now in the final days of Date Machine my relationship is on a break.

Yes, you heard right my friends, these are the final days. On May 8th, Date Machine closes up shop. Now, now… stop your crying. I know it’s a sad thing, but we do still have 8 days left! Lets try and make em’ the bestest possible that we know how!! 

I suppose I should start winding up my affairs here and give you some forwarding addresses. First off, if you want to read about my continuing adventures, check out my blog ‘Born To Lose’ at…

http://walruscomix.com/zeitgeisty/ 

and send your e-mail to

zeitgeistybtl@hotmail.com 

Perhaps in the future, you’ll get to read some of my ramblings here at Nerve as well. For now, it’s in ‘transition’, so we’ll see how it all shakes out.  

I’m not going to get into a whole ‘final post’ deal yet, as it’s not May 8th , but I will say that it’s definitely been quite an experience pontificating this past year on all matters of sex, dating and relationships. In the end I don’t know if I’ve really come to any resolutions or grand conclusions, but hopefully I’ve been semi-entertaining along the way. I can say after a full year on one genre, I think it might be refreshing to prattle on about other things for a while.

As far as the GF and I are concerned, we’re still on a break. I don’t foresee any resolution before May 8th, so I guess you’ll have to tune into ‘Born To Lose’ to get the updates. Additionally, you might find the messageboard I help to moderate something you might be interested in as well.

http://www.walruscomix.com/forums/ 

Hopefully these sites might help fill the void. 

I really don’t know what direction Nerve’s gonna be going in, but I’m sure there’ll be some great stuff going on here, and hopefully I’ll contribute a thing or too. I appreciate the opportunity they’ve given me to talk to you everyday this past year.

So, before this all gets too maudlin, we still have a week left…lets make the most of it!!!

Ok… new topic.

You know I’ve never fucked on a beach. Is it really all it’s cracked up to be? I’ve always felt that the ocean insists upon itself. Alright, you’re big and powerful, but that constant crashing of waves thing is really distracting when you’re trying to nail some broad good and proper. Not to mention all that sand creeping up your crack.

 


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Posted Apr 29 2009, 01:28 PM
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Comments

airheadgenius said:

I've never had sex on a beach either. If I live to be 100, dear Lord, please let me never get sand up my snatch.

April 29, 2009 5:15 PM

casualencounters.com/blog/ said:

Tragic. Why are they killing it?

And yeah. Take a towel to the beach. A BIG one.

April 29, 2009 6:08 PM

zeitgeisty said:

ahg - I hear that ifyou get sand up your twat after a while, a pearl forms...

cas - Nothing good lasts forever son...

April 29, 2009 7:48 PM

vix_en25 said:

oh no! what will I do now when Im looking for an alternative to writing my papers?

as fo rteh beach, I have had sex in the ocean, and I have to say its not all its cracked up to be. water gets in there and its not too clean...

April 29, 2009 8:30 PM

recycledbrooklyn said:

I think you should all go buck wild and get super filthy.  One last blast.  Do something like The Aristocrats.  Not that it hasn't leaned in that direction before, but go one step beyond.  Discuss the relative merits of scat and bestiality.  Say things that would make perverts blush.  

April 29, 2009 8:37 PM

Joe said:

Yeah.  Very tragic.  Maybe some final blog-a-doodles during the final week?

April 29, 2009 8:39 PM

zeitgeisty said:

Stay tuned...we're going out in a blaze of glory!

April 29, 2009 9:25 PM

vix_en25 said:

im soooooooooooo drunk.

April 29, 2009 9:39 PM

zeitgeisty said:

drowning your sorrows, because Date Machine is going under??

April 29, 2009 9:44 PM

vix_en25 said:

nah, I was just trying to kill the swine flu that I think I contracte with copious amounts of alcohol.

April 30, 2009 4:32 AM

e-Claire said:

Sex on the beach.. is sandy business. Even with a towel, it's difficult. In the water is awkward. It's doable and I'm sure if you weren't too cautious about hygeine it might even be spontaneous and fun. But all I could think of was "crumbed sausage". And it wasn't coming near me.

Oh no! The End? I think for the finale, you, AHG and Ambo should have a threesome.

April 30, 2009 10:06 AM

zeitgeisty said:

crumbed sausage is better than crumbled sausage I suppose...

I would do the 3some, but I'm afraid of the swine flu... who knows where they've been.

April 30, 2009 10:13 AM

amboabe said:

Z, you should bring out your camcorder and we'll sit around playing Never Have I Ever until one of us pukes.

April 30, 2009 10:17 AM

zeitgeisty said:

now THAT sounds like one hell of a saturday night!

April 30, 2009 10:27 AM

vix_en25 said:

ohhhh!!! I want to to play 'I never' with you too!!!! I love zis American geyms!

April 30, 2009 12:53 PM

zeitgeisty said:

Seriously, I've never even heard of that game...

April 30, 2009 1:38 PM

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I'm an existentialist trapped in the body of a rational humanist. I've got a penchant for misanthropy and a flair for the obvious. I'm quick with a joke or a light up your smoke, but there's someplace that I'd rather be. I'm Zeitgeisty, pleased to meet me I'm sure. Visit my blog at www.walruscomix.com/zeitgeisty.

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