Sex Machine: did I really dream that?

re: Sex Machine: did I really dream that?

tumba — Sat, 30 Aug 2008 04:29:17 GMT

Are you sure it was your old boyfriend's penis? Could it have been a metaphor for all the penii that ever were and ever will be associated with your real life world? Put them all together and they spell long, massively girthed, giant green weenies!

Yum, now I'm hungry. Anybody have any cheese?

re: Sex Machine: did I really dream that?

stone1029 — Sat, 30 Aug 2008 02:34:17 GMT

I'm going to have nightmares now. Being chased by a giant mechanical green penis tring to implale me from behind. I'll thank you when I wake up with a cramp in my rectum from squeezing shut all night.

re: Sex Machine: did I really dream that?

airheadgenius — Sat, 30 Aug 2008 00:25:42 GMT

shady - thanks for stopping by. Come again. As it were. And yeah, best not to ponder the connection. It will leave a nasty taste in yer mouth.

liebe - of course now I have to check out your profile and the size of yer gob. I don't know who to be more pleased for though - you or your husband.

re: Sex Machine: did I really dream that?

liebe_immer — Fri, 29 Aug 2008 23:22:03 GMT

I had a dream about my husband's dick the other night, that it was the size of a fire hose but somehow I managed to still get the whole thing in my mouth. And the whole time I was just thinking, "Wow; how am I getting this all to fit in my mouth?!" I didn't eat cheese before bed though so I have no excuse.

re: Sex Machine: did I really dream that?

shadygrrrlinny — Fri, 29 Aug 2008 16:30:31 GMT

thought I'd drop by, say hi. lo and behold, you cracked me up. I haven't had a 12" dick in my dreams since....hmmm...since I dreamed I had one, I guess. but mine wasn't green. or mechanical. or disembodied.

I refuse to ponder the connection between cheese, getting laid and dreaming.

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airheadgenius — Fri, 29 Aug 2008 15:49:36 GMT

We call THOSE courgettes.

Man, you're totally killing my mood.

re: Sex Machine: did I really dream that?

G_a_t_o_s — Fri, 29 Aug 2008 15:38:54 GMT

You're right. We call them zucchini.

re: Sex Machine: did I really dream that?

airheadgenius — Fri, 29 Aug 2008 15:23:43 GMT

We have leeks too. They are totally different to marrows. Thanks for taking the sex out of the dream though. This is not the gardeners world blog.

re: Sex Machine: did I really dream that?

G_a_t_o_s — Fri, 29 Aug 2008 14:58:19 GMT

We have marrows here. We call them leeks, and the supermarkets charge the earth for them. I love them, but can't afford them on a regular basis.