Pontifications on Pontifications on the Bangin' of Ass

re: Pontifications on Pontifications on the Bangin' of Ass

Hentai Oyaji — Sat, 27 Sep 2008 05:33:38 GMT

I've managed to live half a century never talking with my male friends about anal sex - or pretty much any other specific detail of what I like to do. Most of us are actually like this. There's a conventional male way of talking about sex that is really about male competition, not about what we actually want or do at all. I admit there ARE men so dim they actually think the boasting has some relationship to truth, but any guy with a 3-digit IQ knows better.

I can't believe there isn't the same sort of play-conversation going on in the women's bathrooms at clubs. Am I supposed to believe you're all Oprah-y in there? There's no showing off at all? (I know you: you're the best friend of my girlfriend who claims to be all virginal when I've see you get totally slutty - though my GF claims to believe your stories.).

Celebrity Confessions: The Queen!

date machine — Thu, 04 Sep 2008 23:20:33 GMT

Well, sort of the Queen, but more like Helen Mirren. An article in The Guardian a few days back explained why she gave up snorting coke. She was quoted as saying: "And I read that in the paper, and all the cards fell into place and I saw how my little

re: Pontifications on Pontifications on the Bangin' of Ass

recycledbrooklyn — Sun, 31 Aug 2008 16:35:18 GMT

Probably best to start with a flipper or a zooter.

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airheadgenius — Sun, 31 Aug 2008 16:08:29 GMT

recycled - I would not attempt to catch a breakleg googly with gloved hands, let alone in my arse.

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recycledbrooklyn — Sun, 31 Aug 2008 15:47:04 GMT

Shakti and AHG: Cricket bowling styles have the best names. My favorite is "breakleg googly." Guaranteed pleasure with breakleg googly.

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recycledbrooklyn — Sun, 31 Aug 2008 15:44:42 GMT

It's called a spork!!!

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airheadgenius — Sun, 31 Aug 2008 15:07:02 GMT

recycled - do you all wind up with a sharpened spoon up yer arses? Interesting...

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recycledbrooklyn — Sun, 31 Aug 2008 14:41:32 GMT

If women heard men speaking frankly with their friends I fear all portals would be shut down for good... though I'm sure at some point male get-togethers would being to resemble an episode of OZ.

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airheadgenius — Sun, 31 Aug 2008 14:34:04 GMT

Toluca - yay back atcha. I say what I think precisely to avoid the frat boys. It seems to be working.

shakti - my sentiments exactly, except it'd have to be "bowling" and cricket.

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airheadgenius — Sun, 31 Aug 2008 14:30:26 GMT

recycled - If women heard their men talking about anal sex with their friends, that portal would be shut down immediately!

amboabe - being the recipient of someone wielding an ATTACHED penis can be a pretty dicey prospect, trust me. Our arses are just as delicate as yours, although some men seem to think chicks are lead lined or something.

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shakti_vos — Sun, 31 Aug 2008 03:30:23 GMT

if i'm catching, it really depends on who's pitching (and HOW it's being pitched!!).

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Toluca_86 — Sat, 30 Aug 2008 22:09:59 GMT

Yay. Another strong, smart woman on nerve who isn't afraid to say what she's thinking, even if the boys who depend too much on mainstream porn might call her "uncool". I dig ya...

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amboabe — Sat, 30 Aug 2008 20:17:33 GMT

Wielding an unattached penis in which you can't feel anything is a pretty dicey prospect, especially when it involved penetrating a man anally. Being penetrated with a nice reacharound can certainly be lovely, but it requires a lot of hip control, patience, and commitment. But its so easy for it just become a dislocated powertrip/role-reversal. I'd save this one for at least the second or third date...

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recycledbrooklyn — Sat, 30 Aug 2008 15:05:00 GMT

I agree with you wholeheartedly! The primary reason for men wanting anal sex is to satisfy some perpetual teenage headtrip. I know because I hear men discuss it amongst themselves. I mean... it's not totally wrong to get off on stuff because it's a bit taboo or whatever, but there are certain things you can't just plunge into for your own satisfaction... so to speak. The more kinks the merrier but not if only one person is getting off.