Sex Machine: The sandwich/blowjob/porn connection

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rell — Fri, 19 Sep 2008 20:58:49 GMT

Pass the Grey Poop-on

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notarobot — Fri, 05 Sep 2008 23:42:37 GMT

Wow, that picture is really quite disturbing, and yet, it's making me hungry.

In Canada, we like our sandwiches and our porn with lots of maple syrup.

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Toluca_86 — Tue, 02 Sep 2008 03:53:48 GMT

Another brilliant one

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recycledbrooklyn — Mon, 01 Sep 2008 03:06:07 GMT

And I can't help thinking about all the starving children around the world.

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recycledbrooklyn — Mon, 01 Sep 2008 03:05:31 GMT

What's the old Burger King jingle?

Hold the pickles, hold the lettuce, special orders don't upset us, all we ask is that you let us serve it your way...

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acamil — Mon, 01 Sep 2008 02:36:55 GMT

maybe not yeast infection but i'm sure she end up with something.

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airheadgenius — Mon, 01 Sep 2008 02:10:46 GMT

Hey, just a thought... I wonder if the chick in the photo wound up with a yeast infection. Ha harrr.

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airheadgenius — Mon, 01 Sep 2008 02:10:02 GMT

recycled - I sincerely hope the two bright sparks that cooked this up kept it to themselves. God forbid she was the school dinner lady! That just popped into my head and probably has some awful Freudian connotation. Yikes.

Shakti - your ass would look much better with a baguette. Your just not the hoagie type.

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airheadgenius — Mon, 01 Sep 2008 02:07:48 GMT

Violet - I am a sandwich fan, but am rethinking my preferences in light of this photo. It is skeeving me to no end.

city kitty - it is so foul isn't it? Beginning to wish I'd never found it.

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shakti_vos — Mon, 01 Sep 2008 01:23:36 GMT

if i'm going to make an ass-sandwich, i guess i'd better go overseas!!

(the picture is f'in brilliant)

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recycledbrooklyn — Mon, 01 Sep 2008 00:09:43 GMT

Having been privy to Monday morning workplace conversations and some quite racy, I can only imagine this woman's exchange with co-workers:

What did you do this weekend?

Oh girl! I have to tell you! Joe totally turned my ass into a roast beef and cheese!

He what???

He made a hoagie in my bottom!

Back up!

I did.

What?

And so forth... though I guess the regional term for oversized sandwich that might apply here is "grinder."

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city_kitty_phd — Sun, 31 Aug 2008 23:31:25 GMT

ahg, this will pop in my head now, whenever I go past a Subway sandwich shop. I sure will avoid them for a while :-)

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Violet — Sun, 31 Aug 2008 19:31:25 GMT

This picture made me quite nauseated. I hate sandwiches.

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airheadgenius — Sun, 31 Aug 2008 18:58:21 GMT

vix - lord knows where you posted it! Investigate your nether regions, since stuffing things in there seems to be the fashion of the day. Please take this as an invitation to post again. Cheers.

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vix_en25 — Sun, 31 Aug 2008 18:52:56 GMT

I posted something but it's not up... is this thing working?

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acamil — Sun, 31 Aug 2008 17:21:40 GMT

yes you do!

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airheadgenius — Sun, 31 Aug 2008 16:30:45 GMT

acamil - I will most certainly try

amboabe - ha harrrrr! That's one for the confession pages - today, I fucked a baguette...

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airheadgenius — Sun, 31 Aug 2008 16:29:51 GMT

xcalibur - awwww, thanks. (Takes tiny bow) Glad someone other than me thought so.

recycled - it is awful isn't it, yet strangely compelling. The chick in question needs some serious counselling, as does the chump who suggested it. Picture the scene

"what shall we do today honey?"

"how about you lay down on the bed and I make a sandwich in yer snatch"

"oh, ok then, it'll make a change from doing the laundry"

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amboabe — Sun, 31 Aug 2008 16:13:32 GMT

SILF

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acamil — Sun, 31 Aug 2008 15:52:08 GMT

way you go! girl!

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recycledbrooklyn — Sun, 31 Aug 2008 15:40:28 GMT

Oooh lordy, that photo is horrible!!! But I can't stop laughing. I'm going to laugh every time I walk past the Blimpie's now!!

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xcalibur86 — Sun, 31 Aug 2008 15:07:55 GMT

Pure brilliance.