Sex Machine: The ass play chronicles

re: Sex Machine: The ass play chronicles

anathema_teatime — Tue, 09 Sep 2008 18:58:07 GMT

Call me weird (it's been done before). But I do not, I really do not understand how two happy, fun-loving people with adequate time to explore one another's bodies wouldn't end up sticking tongues, fingers, and perhaps the odd implement in every possible orifice. If only for experimentation's sake (I'm not going to talk about the string cheese incident here, and I don't mean the band). I mean--sex is fun. Licking and poking things is fun. Part of discovering a new lover is tasting, smelling, and gently or not so gently probing everything they've got. Um . . . right?

re: Sex Machine: The ass play chronicles

airheadgenius — Wed, 03 Sep 2008 00:27:13 GMT

recycled - yeah, I have got lucky with the last few images searches haven't I? Still very perturbed about the sandwich one. And compared to me, Finbar is but an amateur.

xcalibur - fa reals??? I am not sure that I believe you. Could you tie yourself down, videotape and u-toob it for us? This I must see!

Oh and thanks for the pooper joke.

spjv - the straight man's arse is a scary prospect. Being nervous just means you have your wits about you.

As for the disclaimer, it's true. But the politics of it fascinates me.

budapest - I would like nothing better than for you to find that advertisement and share it here. I need to see that even more than I need to see xcalibur chained up until he spontaneously orgasms!

shakti - you are a wise woman too. Whatever you do, don't watch u-porn. Although it is weirdly compelling.

re: Sex Machine: The ass play chronicles

airheadgenius — Wed, 03 Sep 2008 00:21:24 GMT

I am slow to comment on you folk, it being the first day of school and everything. It's not all about ass play in my house ya know...

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shakti_vos — Tue, 02 Sep 2008 12:00:23 GMT

"Mainstream hetero porn is obsessed with images of a wide open asshole."

that's why i only buy the watch indies.

re: Sex Machine: The ass play chronicles

budapestsun_never_shines — Mon, 01 Sep 2008 20:05:23 GMT

wide assholes porn image reminds me of a funky ad I saw once on TV. It advertised a product (could it be a real product, I am still wondering) that would result in "ten percent less anal leakage". And you saw a faucet (tap) dripping some brown liquid. It remained a mystery, this ad, for me.

re: Sex Machine: The ass play chronicles

spjv840 — Mon, 01 Sep 2008 17:23:02 GMT

Oh yeah and I forgot to mention how much I love that you put a disclaimer after your post: "I actually don't like men's arseholes that much." Hahaha!

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spjv840 — Mon, 01 Sep 2008 16:07:03 GMT

I almost choked on my grapefruit juice reading this! So funny and so damn true! My boyfriend and I often joke about letting me explore his backside, but he hasn't quite given me the ok yet. I'm not sure what will happen if he does..haha. I'm a bit nervous about it really!

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xcalibur86 — Mon, 01 Sep 2008 16:06:25 GMT

Sorry for being a party pooper...

(Yes, throw tomatoes now)

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recycledbrooklyn — Mon, 01 Sep 2008 15:59:13 GMT

Nothing that feels good is overrated. Hurrah for biology!

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xcalibur86 — Mon, 01 Sep 2008 15:22:25 GMT

I'm beginning to think all this ass stuff is over-played. I mean, as for prostates, so one comes if one's prostate is prodded, so what? If one were tied down in an unwankable position for two weeks, one would come without anything, on autopilot. Ask any monk. Just biology.

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recycledbrooklyn — Mon, 01 Sep 2008 13:48:09 GMT

Was it Shakespeare or Chaucer who wrote, "My buttocks, two blushing pilgrims ready stand, for you to smooth that rough touch with a tender kiss."

HA HA another killer photo and Finbar Saunders would be proud of this post.

re: Sex Machine: The ass play chronicles

airheadgenius — Mon, 01 Sep 2008 04:38:32 GMT

I actually don't like men's arseholes that much.

Smelly hairy things that they are.

hahar

(This is a ploy to stave off email from all the peeps with a penchant for being probed. My digits are discerning ya know)