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<?xml-stylesheet type="text/xsl" href="http://www.nerve.com/CS/utility/FeedStylesheets/rss.xsl" media="screen"?><rss version="2.0" xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" xmlns:slash="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/slash/" xmlns:wfw="http://wellformedweb.org/CommentAPI/"><channel><title>Date Machine: The Celebrity You Most Resemble</title><link>http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/date-machine/archive/2008/11/11/date-machine-the-celebrity-you-most-resemble.aspx</link><description>My friend C has taken to teasing me with the idea that I look like Nick Nolte. Just hearing his name insinuates a black metallic fear in the bottom of my heart. We have similar facial structures, no cheekbones, pursed lips, brows prone to furrowing. I&amp;#39;d</description><dc:language>en</dc:language><generator>CommunityServer 2007.1 (Build: 20910.1126)</generator><item><title>re: Date Machine: The Celebrity You Most Resemble</title><link>http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/date-machine/archive/2008/11/11/date-machine-the-celebrity-you-most-resemble.aspx#145946</link><pubDate>Thu, 13 Nov 2008 01:25:33 GMT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">bd485f5c-a45b-491f-8e52-c79e7f680fc3:145946</guid><dc:creator>airheadgenius</dc:creator><description>&lt;p&gt;Hehe - you would love it. I give the PERFECT blowjob by all accounts. But I could never make you that happy since it would lead to terrible writer's block. &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;img src="http://www.nerve.com/CS/aggbug.aspx?PostID=145946" width="1" height="1"&gt;</description></item><item><title>re: Date Machine: The Celebrity You Most Resemble</title><link>http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/date-machine/archive/2008/11/11/date-machine-the-celebrity-you-most-resemble.aspx#145816</link><pubDate>Wed, 12 Nov 2008 20:17:49 GMT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">bd485f5c-a45b-491f-8e52-c79e7f680fc3:145816</guid><dc:creator>amboabe</dc:creator><description>&lt;p&gt;You make it sound so romantic, I don't know how I'd resist.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;img src="http://www.nerve.com/CS/aggbug.aspx?PostID=145816" width="1" height="1"&gt;</description></item><item><title>re: Date Machine: The Celebrity You Most Resemble</title><link>http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/date-machine/archive/2008/11/11/date-machine-the-celebrity-you-most-resemble.aspx#145634</link><pubDate>Wed, 12 Nov 2008 12:31:23 GMT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">bd485f5c-a45b-491f-8e52-c79e7f680fc3:145634</guid><dc:creator>airheadgenius</dc:creator><description>&lt;p&gt;Sure, it would give you a whole new category of things to be miserable about. What a boon for you!&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;img src="http://www.nerve.com/CS/aggbug.aspx?PostID=145634" width="1" height="1"&gt;</description></item><item><title>re: Date Machine: The Celebrity You Most Resemble</title><link>http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/date-machine/archive/2008/11/11/date-machine-the-celebrity-you-most-resemble.aspx#145614</link><pubDate>Wed, 12 Nov 2008 07:23:44 GMT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">bd485f5c-a45b-491f-8e52-c79e7f680fc3:145614</guid><dc:creator>amboabe</dc:creator><description>&lt;p&gt;Would I have to go halfsies on the baby sitter?&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;img src="http://www.nerve.com/CS/aggbug.aspx?PostID=145614" width="1" height="1"&gt;</description></item><item><title>re: Date Machine: The Celebrity You Most Resemble</title><link>http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/date-machine/archive/2008/11/11/date-machine-the-celebrity-you-most-resemble.aspx#145571</link><pubDate>Wed, 12 Nov 2008 03:59:51 GMT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">bd485f5c-a45b-491f-8e52-c79e7f680fc3:145571</guid><dc:creator>airheadgenius</dc:creator><description>&lt;p&gt;amboabe - did you just say you'd like to have sex with me? That would be a little awkward when we both blogged about it the next day. &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;img src="http://www.nerve.com/CS/aggbug.aspx?PostID=145571" width="1" height="1"&gt;</description></item><item><title>re: Date Machine: The Celebrity You Most Resemble</title><link>http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/date-machine/archive/2008/11/11/date-machine-the-celebrity-you-most-resemble.aspx#145429</link><pubDate>Tue, 11 Nov 2008 21:23:13 GMT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">bd485f5c-a45b-491f-8e52-c79e7f680fc3:145429</guid><dc:creator>amboabe</dc:creator><description>&lt;p&gt;I'll do anyone that looks like Helen Mirren. I'm still too scared to go to myheritage. Someone else once told me I look like William Forsythe, the fat detective in Deuce Bigolo: Male Gigolo who keeps showing Rob Schneider his penis. I guess that's at least metaphysically accurate.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;img src="http://www.nerve.com/CS/aggbug.aspx?PostID=145429" width="1" height="1"&gt;</description></item><item><title>re: Date Machine: The Celebrity You Most Resemble</title><link>http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/date-machine/archive/2008/11/11/date-machine-the-celebrity-you-most-resemble.aspx#145427</link><pubDate>Tue, 11 Nov 2008 21:18:54 GMT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">bd485f5c-a45b-491f-8e52-c79e7f680fc3:145427</guid><dc:creator>dlgallian</dc:creator><description>&lt;p&gt;The concept of attractiveness is so odd to me. &amp;nbsp;It still kind of fascinates me when someone is drawn to me for reasons that I really have no control over. &amp;nbsp;It can also be so jarring for me to realize how people see me vs. how I feel inside. &amp;nbsp;I forget that I have an innocent, young-looking face, or fair skin, or something else that people remark upon. &amp;nbsp;When I do or say something that doesn't fit their perception of me, it surprises them, which in turn, surprises me.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;img src="http://www.nerve.com/CS/aggbug.aspx?PostID=145427" width="1" height="1"&gt;</description></item><item><title>re: Date Machine: The Celebrity You Most Resemble</title><link>http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/date-machine/archive/2008/11/11/date-machine-the-celebrity-you-most-resemble.aspx#145390</link><pubDate>Tue, 11 Nov 2008 19:55:13 GMT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">bd485f5c-a45b-491f-8e52-c79e7f680fc3:145390</guid><dc:creator>dvaleriey</dc:creator><description>&lt;p&gt;Wow! &amp;nbsp;I got Liv Tyler, Kate Bush (!), and Stephanie Power (Mrs. Hart?) while my fellow resembles Matt Dillon, Ethan Hawke, and my favorite: &amp;nbsp;fine-ass Antarctic explorer Ernest Shackleton! &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;img src="http://www.nerve.com/CS/aggbug.aspx?PostID=145390" width="1" height="1"&gt;</description></item><item><title>re: Date Machine: The Celebrity You Most Resemble</title><link>http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/date-machine/archive/2008/11/11/date-machine-the-celebrity-you-most-resemble.aspx#145367</link><pubDate>Tue, 11 Nov 2008 19:07:28 GMT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">bd485f5c-a45b-491f-8e52-c79e7f680fc3:145367</guid><dc:creator>vix_en25</dc:creator><description>&lt;p&gt;oh and tony danza!&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;img src="http://www.nerve.com/CS/aggbug.aspx?PostID=145367" width="1" height="1"&gt;</description></item><item><title>re: Date Machine: The Celebrity You Most Resemble</title><link>http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/date-machine/archive/2008/11/11/date-machine-the-celebrity-you-most-resemble.aspx#145366</link><pubDate>Tue, 11 Nov 2008 19:06:39 GMT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">bd485f5c-a45b-491f-8e52-c79e7f680fc3:145366</guid><dc:creator>vix_en25</dc:creator><description>&lt;p&gt;Yeah I just did the myheritage thing and I got Giselle (yeah right), some chick named leeann tweeden,mira sorvino and calista flockfuck.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;oh and with another pic i looked like Jeanine Garofalo.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;img src="http://www.nerve.com/CS/aggbug.aspx?PostID=145366" width="1" height="1"&gt;</description></item><item><title>re: Date Machine: The Celebrity You Most Resemble</title><link>http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/date-machine/archive/2008/11/11/date-machine-the-celebrity-you-most-resemble.aspx#145318</link><pubDate>Tue, 11 Nov 2008 17:20:23 GMT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">bd485f5c-a45b-491f-8e52-c79e7f680fc3:145318</guid><dc:creator>zeitgeisty</dc:creator><description>&lt;p&gt;Helen Mirren was a daily throb!!...&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Judy dench on the other hand... not too throbby.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;img src="http://www.nerve.com/CS/aggbug.aspx?PostID=145318" width="1" height="1"&gt;</description></item><item><title>re: Date Machine: The Celebrity You Most Resemble</title><link>http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/date-machine/archive/2008/11/11/date-machine-the-celebrity-you-most-resemble.aspx#145313</link><pubDate>Tue, 11 Nov 2008 17:04:13 GMT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">bd485f5c-a45b-491f-8e52-c79e7f680fc3:145313</guid><dc:creator>Jen</dc:creator><description>&lt;p&gt;Damn, Nick Nolte used to be smokin'&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;img src="http://www.nerve.com/CS/aggbug.aspx?PostID=145313" width="1" height="1"&gt;</description></item><item><title>re: Date Machine: The Celebrity You Most Resemble</title><link>http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/date-machine/archive/2008/11/11/date-machine-the-celebrity-you-most-resemble.aspx#145311</link><pubDate>Tue, 11 Nov 2008 16:53:29 GMT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">bd485f5c-a45b-491f-8e52-c79e7f680fc3:145311</guid><dc:creator>airheadgenius</dc:creator><description>&lt;p&gt;myheritage thinks I look like Courtney Cox. I then tried a horrible picture of me and got Princess Diana and some boy actor who's name escapes me. Kian something.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;I get Naomi Watts which is great but inaccurate and Helen Mirren all the time which I loathe because she is so much older than me and I don't look old for my age. I am totally going to end up looking like Judy Dench though. &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;img src="http://www.nerve.com/CS/aggbug.aspx?PostID=145311" width="1" height="1"&gt;</description></item><item><title>re: Date Machine: The Celebrity You Most Resemble</title><link>http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/date-machine/archive/2008/11/11/date-machine-the-celebrity-you-most-resemble.aspx#145282</link><pubDate>Tue, 11 Nov 2008 15:44:09 GMT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">bd485f5c-a45b-491f-8e52-c79e7f680fc3:145282</guid><dc:creator>zeitgeisty</dc:creator><description>&lt;p&gt;haha.. god myheritage is so totally ridiculous... I put in a few different shots, and this I keep getting these asian actors Matsumuto Jun and Jay chou... I also got piper perabo, gillian anderson, richard gere and tim curry... all of which I look nothing like....&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;img src="http://www.nerve.com/CS/aggbug.aspx?PostID=145282" width="1" height="1"&gt;</description></item><item><title>re: Date Machine: The Celebrity You Most Resemble</title><link>http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/date-machine/archive/2008/11/11/date-machine-the-celebrity-you-most-resemble.aspx#145266</link><pubDate>Tue, 11 Nov 2008 15:28:32 GMT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">bd485f5c-a45b-491f-8e52-c79e7f680fc3:145266</guid><dc:creator>Adey</dc:creator><description>&lt;p&gt;I just went and played with that myheritage.com site and i got Giselle (nifty) and Ben Stiller (huh)... how is that even possible?&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;most of the time i am compared to Winona Ryder, because i have large brown eyes and Uma Thurman, because i'm built like her&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;img src="http://www.nerve.com/CS/aggbug.aspx?PostID=145266" width="1" height="1"&gt;</description></item><item><title>re: Date Machine: The Celebrity You Most Resemble</title><link>http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/date-machine/archive/2008/11/11/date-machine-the-celebrity-you-most-resemble.aspx#145251</link><pubDate>Tue, 11 Nov 2008 14:59:11 GMT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">bd485f5c-a45b-491f-8e52-c79e7f680fc3:145251</guid><dc:creator>fishnetsandlight</dc:creator><description>&lt;p&gt;You HAVE to go to myheritage.com and do the celebrity look-a-like quiz. It's always a fun pick-me-up! (According to them, I look like Gabrielle Union, Beyonce and Naomi Campbell... I'll take it!)&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;img src="http://www.nerve.com/CS/aggbug.aspx?PostID=145251" width="1" height="1"&gt;</description></item><item><title>re: Date Machine: The Celebrity You Most Resemble</title><link>http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/date-machine/archive/2008/11/11/date-machine-the-celebrity-you-most-resemble.aspx#145212</link><pubDate>Tue, 11 Nov 2008 09:09:44 GMT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">bd485f5c-a45b-491f-8e52-c79e7f680fc3:145212</guid><dc:creator>Thea</dc:creator><description>&lt;p&gt;What horrors do you see in store for someone who resembles Angelina Jolie? her worst case scenario possible please.&lt;/p&gt;
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