Sex Machine: Having Sex at Weddings

re: Sex Machine: Having Sex at Weddings

amboabe — Wed, 26 Nov 2008 02:20:37 GMT

international: You haven't been reading very closely, huh?

devon: It was different at the other wedding, I was gonna write about both but the first story got a lil long. I'll try and give it a full post soon...

re: Sex Machine: Having Sex at Weddings

theinternationalthreat — Tue, 25 Nov 2008 23:33:10 GMT

kissin women you aren't really into...sleeping with women in whose carnal debauched company you feel dislocated...proceeding anyway....there's a pattern here, amboabe...one I myself or perhaps all men have participated in, to varying degrees of satisfaction...

my question is, at what point do you stop engaging in the only partially satisfactory behaviors? why not try something different? what to try?

re: Sex Machine: Having Sex at Weddings

devonjamie — Tue, 25 Nov 2008 22:34:51 GMT

Wait, wait... what about the other wedding? Similar???

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PO — Tue, 25 Nov 2008 21:11:46 GMT

Also with Krimp. Maybe it's how clearly I see into Amoeba's soul.

Or maybe it's just the whole "grown man using the word 'underpants' " thing.

re: Sex Machine: Having Sex at Weddings

amboabe — Tue, 25 Nov 2008 20:18:56 GMT

spjv: Dancing in front of the mirror is really fun in short bursts, but I always get distracted, I know my own body too well and I start to fixate on the little things and suddenly I'm not listening to music anymore... so but the point was the sex was okay. It was energetic and full of lust, but kind of all side dish and no main course on account of the one-night standishness of it all. I might as well have been playing basketball with a bunch of random strangers in the park.

lood and krimp: I thought it was way more gay when I wrote about kissing men. I guess everyone has a different threshold...

re: Sex Machine: Having Sex at Weddings

loobetchka — Tue, 25 Nov 2008 18:56:55 GMT

I'm with Krimp.. gay and unrelatable..

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Toluca_86 — Tue, 25 Nov 2008 17:35:04 GMT

oh comeon, mr_krimp,

who DOESN'T like dancing in front of the mirror in their underpants? He who doesn't sounds like a terrible bore to me... (although I interpreted as lighthearted fun, but not mind-blowing -is that what you meant?)

Anyway, I thought this entry had some clever wording and was pretty enjoyable.

re: Sex Machine: Having Sex at Weddings

mr_krimp — Tue, 25 Nov 2008 16:23:33 GMT

"It was fun and about as satisfying as dancing in front of the mirror in my underpants while getting dressed in the morning."

This has got to be one of the gayest and most unrelatable sentences I've ever read.

re: Sex Machine: Having Sex at Weddings

guest — Tue, 25 Nov 2008 14:17:47 GMT

So I was watching the Sarah Silverman Program last night and I thought that you, or the picture of you in this blog, looks like Steve.

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spjv840 — Tue, 25 Nov 2008 14:11:09 GMT

Really enjoyed this one, amboabe. But how satisfying do you find dancing in your underwear in front of a mirror? Because personally I find that VERY satisfying...so just trying to figure out if you're saying the sex was great or just so-so. Excellent post though. :)