Because you will invariably forget to give your sweetie something this Valentine's Day, because you're too, like, hip to place so much stock in a Hallmark-created holiday, you'll need to make it up to him or her with something totally awesome. Maybe next week. Just to show you care. But not because of Valentine's Day or anything. Because that's dumb.
Jason Sho Green sells these twisted-cute cards with his drawings on them, at only $2.50 a pop.
They make my heart melt.
