These earrings make me think about all those scenes in the movies where some unassuming guy takes a girl out for a date and they end up in a pool hall and all of a sudden the girl busts out all these pool shark moves, bending over the table in all sorts of seductive poses, her tight jeans hugging her curves, her long hair brushing the felt of the table as she hits one ball after another into every corner pocket in a perfect succession plunks and the guy is so overcome with passion and the crowd roars its approval and everyone is so impressed that the girl never has to pay for her beer in that town ever again. Oh, did I say this is a scene in the movies? I meant in my dreams.

[$75, Supermarket]