For those of us who like freaking out the security officers at the airport, have I got a couple of bags for you. All of them are made by Vlieger & Vandam:

First up is the Guardian Angel Classic L, in handy gun shape. If I saw this, my first thought wouldn’t be, “OMG, she has a gun,” it would be “OMG, that’s a super tight bag.” And I’m not using the hip street slang definition of “tight,” homeslices. [€235]

Next we’ve got a variation, for those who prefer their weapons a little less shooty. [€235]

 

And finally, the Daschund/Hungry Jack bag is slightly less alarming. Or rather, alarming in an entirely different way. [€165]