Top o’ the mornin’ to ya, Materialistas. In case you’re not already so wiznasted you aren’t even bothering to read blogs today, we here at Modern Materialist are celebrating the Holiday in style, bringing you tips, tricks, and products throughout the day.
So get ready for this:
*Every hour, on the hour, we’ll be bringing you a Happy Hour post, with a new drink, drink recipe, or way to get your drunk on.
*Every half hour, we’ll bring you something festive for the holiday, something green, or something green (eco-friendly… Get it?)
Want to play along at home with Wendy, Steph, and myself? Every time you see a product you like… Take a drink. Every time you see something on the blog, and buy it? Chug. Chug like there’s no tomorrow*.
Now, because I’d be remiss if I didn’t post something to kick things off, why not pick yourself up a pair of Beer Goggles?
Not only are they beyond stylish, they’ll give you that warm-up you need for later in the day (by which I mean an hour from now).
[$10, Baron Bob]
*This is basically what the three of us do every day. Why do you think this blog is so good?
