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The Modern Materialist

Multitasking: Eggs & Muffin Toaster

Posted by Steph Auteri

 

[$58.21, Amazon] 

I'll do breakfast sometimes. Cheerios. Maple brown sugar oatmeal. A satisfyingly cold slice of pizza. But typically, I'll forget all about it. It's too much trouble anyways. 

The Egg & Muffin Toaster tries to take that last excuse away from me, with its ability to do up four slices of toast plus two eggs.

But seriously, who has time crack eggs and shit? 


+ DIGG + DEL.ICIO.US + REDDIT
Posted Mar 26 2008, 10:00 AM
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Comments

benp111 said:

They freaking LOVE this thing on The Price is Right.  It's always one of those prizes where you have to guess the price to get plinko tiles and such.  I figure if it's good enough for Bob and Drew, it's good enough for me.

March 26, 2008 9:07 PM

D La G said:

mmm.. why o why do i love eggs so much lately??

March 26, 2008 9:34 PM

eurrapanzy said:

I've had the breakfast sandwich you make with that.  It's not terrible, but it was a lot of work for the quantity of food I got out of it.

March 26, 2008 10:40 PM

Steph Auteri said:

Ah...and that's why I just go to Dunkin' Donuts...

March 27, 2008 4:04 PM

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