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For Hire: One Awesome Chica

Posted by Steph Auteri

 

[$30, Blackbird Tees

We artsy types have to be smarter and cleverer than the average bear in order to get ahead these days. Hence the popularity of books such as Jay Conrad Levinson's oft-updated Guerilla Marketing. And the existence of things such as resume tees.

Blackbird Tees is now offering custom resume T-shirts. Just upload your resume to their website, choose a front-of-the-tee slogan, and they'll do the rest! Unfortunately, there's not much to choose from in the way of "slogans," aside from dry fare such as "My resume is on the back of my shirt," or "Hire me." I'd much prefer a slogan that's a bit more...me. Perhaps something like "Bask in the gloriousness that is me." I'm sure you could do even better. Leave your slogan ideas in the comments!

p.s. Apparently, resumes are for stuffy old full-timers, because Blackbird also has a line of freelance tees available elsewhere on their site, sans employment history.

 

[Via Popgadget

 


Posted Apr 01 2008, 09:00 AM
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Steph Auteri is a freelance writer and proofreader who has been published in Publishers Weekly, New York Press, Playgirl, and other bastions of fine writing. She maintains a professional site -- stephiswrite.com -- and also blogs about freelancing over at Freelancedom.com. You can keep up on her day-to-day by visiting her Twitter page, http://twitter.com/stephauteri.

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