[$30, Blackbird Tees] 

We artsy types have to be smarter and cleverer than the average bear in order to get ahead these days. Hence the popularity of books such as Jay Conrad Levinson's oft-updated Guerilla Marketing. And the existence of things such as resume tees.

Blackbird Tees is now offering custom resume T-shirts. Just upload your resume to their website, choose a front-of-the-tee slogan, and they'll do the rest! Unfortunately, there's not much to choose from in the way of "slogans," aside from dry fare such as "My resume is on the back of my shirt," or "Hire me." I'd much prefer a slogan that's a bit more...me. Perhaps something like "Bask in the gloriousness that is me." I'm sure you could do even better. Leave your slogan ideas in the comments!

p.s. Apparently, resumes are for stuffy old full-timers, because Blackbird also has a line of freelance tees available elsewhere on their site, sans employment history.

[Via Popgadget]