I’ve been thinking a lot about my morning coffee, and how it isn’t quite as fabulous as I am. You know what I mean? I go to the club every day, like everybody else, with my Prada bag all blinged out, and my blinged out shirt that says “Sassy,” and my hair is all blinged out, and I’m driving a blinged out Vespa.

But what about first thing in the morning? What about that?

Lucky me, there’s now the Nespresso Crystal Edition coffee machine.

This baby is a regular Nespresso coffee machine that has been bedazzled with 3100 original Swarovski-crystals, and then sold to those who demand something shiny with their coffee. You know, like me?

[£1,995, GoldStriker]

[Via Red Ferret]