The other day there was an awkward moment on the subway when I made an off-hand joke about the Fleshlight to my S.O. This was the conversation that followed:
S.O: Wait, what’s a Fleshlight?
Me: Ummm… Nothing. I don’t know.
S.O: No, really, what is it?
Me: Uhh… It’s, uh, like a uh, flashlight, but for guys?
[Quizzical expression from her.]
Me: Well, you know how some women have stress relievers?
S.O: Like a massage chair?
Me: No, no, not like a massage chair. Like a, um, uh… Dildo.
S.O: Oh.
Me: Yeah, so it’s like a dildo, but built like a vagina that you hold in your hand and masturbate with.
S.O: Oh, okay. [Pause] So how do you know about this?
Anyway, this conversation continued for a while, and we don’t really need to get into any more specifics, but the point of this is, CiTouch has released an interactive USB Fleshlight for your computer. Seriously.
It’s essentially exactly what you would think it is. There’s a computer game you play, and when it comes time for the thrustin’ to start, you can thrust… into… The Fleshlight to control the game.
Yeah. So.
One note of warning: The included game is apparently terrible and awkward (not the good kind of awkward), at least according to this review at Slashdong. I think it goes without saying that ANY of the links here are NSFW.
[$90, CiTouch]
