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The Modern Materialist

Bonzai Skimboard Surfer Essentially Is Slip n’ Slide

Posted by Alex Zalben



Okay, so here’s my million-dollar idea: Crocodile Aisle. You see, it’s LIKE Crocodile Mile, but specifically targeted at couples on their wedding day. Here, I even have a song for it:

You run
You slide
You hit the bump, and take a briiiiide!

Million-dollar idea, I’m telling you.

The Bonzai Skimboard Surfer is NOT a million dollar idea, but it ain’t half bad, either. Essentially a super large, long Slip n’ Slide, the Bonzai is 26’ long, so you have plenty of skimboarding room. And speaking of which, it comes with it’s own skimboard, which is pretty neat. AND, it has a sprinkler built in.

Okay, fine, it’s a million-dollar idea.

[$50, Walmart]

[Via OhGizmo!]


+ DIGG + DEL.ICIO.US + REDDIT
Posted Apr 17 2008, 11:00 AM
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Comments

ben said:

dude this is freaking tyte!

May 11, 2008 10:53 PM

brett said:

dude holy shnoop hahahaha this thing is offf the hockkkkk dogggg

May 14, 2008 5:42 PM

:O said:

wow!i realyy want one of these for my birthday in 2 days!!!

May 14, 2008 6:00 PM

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