I Was Just Massaging My Neck...

Posted by Steph Auteri

Sure, your Pocket Rocket sounds like a lawnmower, but that doesn't mean you weren't trying to be discreet about your vibrator use. After the jump, my top five fave discreet sex toys:

1. The Lipstick Vibe

[$28, Babeland

 

2. The Babelight

[$14, Babeland

 

3. The Hitachi Magic Wand (bear with me here; I include this one as I feel it's the one that closest to actually looking like a by-god back massager!)

[$52, Good Vibrations

 

4. The Just In Case (not actually a toy, but a crafty little concealer of condoms)

[$16, Good Vibrations

 

5. The I Rub My Duckie

[$25, Babeland

 

Not So Discreet: The Bondage Duckie:

[$24, Good Vibrations

 


Posted Apr 25 2008, 03:30 PM
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Comments

StArLiTe said:

I bought the I rub my duckie as baby shower gifts for two of my friends... you've never seen new mommies laugh and blush like when they start reading the packaging out loud to a roomfull of women who have devoured more than a favourable amount of punch... HA!

April 26, 2008 5:01 PM

About Steph Auteri

Steph Auteri is a freelance writer and proofreader who has been published in Publishers Weekly, New York Press, Playgirl, and other bastions of fine writing. She maintains a professional site -- stephiswrite.com -- and also blogs about freelancing over at Freelancedom.com. You can keep up on her day-to-day by visiting her Twitter page, http://twitter.com/stephauteri.

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