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The Modern Materialist

iAlternative

Posted by Wendy Atterberry

 

Things I hate about iPhone Users:

  1. Their taste in music
  2. Their sensibilities
  3. The way they tie their shoes
  4. The way they button their belts,
  5. and comb their hair
  6. I hate the sound of their voices
  7. and how their hair frizzes in humidity
  8. I hate their fucking dogs
  9. and their cars!
  10. Oh fine, it's not all that other stuff that bothers me. You know what really annoys me about iPhone users?
  11. THE WAY THEY THINK EVERYONE CARES ABOUT THEIR FUCKING iPHONE

At least now there's an alternative to the ubiquitous iPhone — the HTC Touch Diamond. Egotism and Sense of Entitlement not included — you know where to go for that.

[$TBA, HTC] 


+ DIGG + DEL.ICIO.US + REDDIT
Posted May 08 2008, 04:00 PM

Comments

Adam Dachis said:

Hey, I'm not like that...I try to hide it so people don't ask me about it (which, I promise, is just as annoying).  But if it makes you feel better, I dropped mine the other day and it has a big crack in it :).

The weather display on the HTC phone is phenomenal, though.  The interface is damn cool in general.

May 8, 2008 5:33 PM

Meredith said:

I have one that I keep on the down low as well, because I find it a little ridiculous that I spent so much on a phone.  That being said, I love it madly, and reading about Adam's cracked phone made me want to throw up a little bit.

May 8, 2008 5:58 PM

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About Wendy Atterberry

Wendy is a recent transplant to New York City via Chicago. She loves dive bars, diners and dark movie theaters and hates when people talk with affected accents (like Madonna and Johnny Depp). She lives in Manhattan with her boyfriend and two cats, and has a blog like everyone else.

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    Wendy Atterberry is a recent transplant to New York City via Chicago. You can often find her at some karaoke dive bar singing her repertoire, which includes "Midnight Train to Georgia," "Daniel," and most recently, "Sweet Dreams." Don't expect her to always hit the right notes. She lives in Manhattan with her boyfriend and two cats, and has a blog like everyone else.

    Alex Zalben is a writer living in New York City. He's written for McSweeney's, Modern Humorist and PulpSecret.com. As one-fifth of the sketch comedy group Elephant Larry, he has been written up in the New York Times, Chicago Tribune, and pretty much every other major publication. Their blog was named one of PC Magazine's Top Blogs for 2007, and they recently won an ECNY Award for their viral short, "Minesweeper: The Movie." Alex did not know love until he bought his first Mac.

    Steph Auteri is a freelance just-about-everything, with a special fondness for home goods she can't afford. She has been published in Publishers Weekly, New York Press and Nerve. She runs the blog selfhelpme.net, and her work can be found at stephiswrite.com.

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