Wendy just posted about the Swiss Peace Knife, and what it really needs. 

I personally would love an actual Swiss Army Knife, and while the one I've found doesn't have lip gloss (helpful in both peaceful and non-peaceful situations), it does have something else that I use a heckuva lot.

[$26.27-$44.38, Chinavasion] 

The Swiss Army Knife with USB drive has been available for a while iwith 2GB, but now you can get up to 8GB of storage capacity.

The knife also includes the mostly standard items, such as a knife, pen, scissors, nail file, and screwdriver. Also, a replaceable ink cartridge, which sorta rocks.

This is my kinda preparedness tool