I’m not even kidding with you guys. I know we joke around a lot about, oh, this is a nice bag, and aren’t these plates cute. But I have for you, hands down, the best thing ever created by man. No joke. Seriously. This is going to blow all of your minds. Ladies and gentlemen, I give you…

Bacon Salt. Now, before you’re all like, “But Bacon is bad for you,” or “I’m Vegetarian,” read on. Because Bacon Salt is:

- Zero Calorie.
- Zero Fat.
- Vegetarian.
- Kosher.
- Made of Magic.

The online store seems to be broken, so linkage is to places where you can start gobbling it in person.

[$5, Bacon Salt]

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