Recession? I’ll drink to that. On second thought, I’ll drink
crappier to that. I need to save money. But I’ll drink crappier happily now
that I can turn rail booze into top shelf liquor. A little skinflint magic
lesson after the jump.
What makes most hard liquor hard to drink are the
impurities. Just like you can filter them out of your water, you can now do
with your firewater. Pour your Gordon’s through a Gray Kangaroo and you’ll get
Hendrick’s. Or at least something less Gordon’s.
Gray Kangaroo is a personal liquor filter, now in its 4th
iteration. Attach GK4 between an empty and a full bottle and invert. In seconds
you’ll have upgraded your gin, vodka, rum, grain alcohol, whatever. Lasts for 50 liters. Woo hoo,
this is gonna be the fattest, classiest recession ever.
[$29.95, graykangaroo.com]
