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The Modern Materialist

Happy Hour: Seven Deadly Glasses

Posted by Steph Auteri

[Price: Your soul?, Kacper Hamilton] 

How I Make My Way Through The Seven Deadly Sins When I'm Boozing It Up:

  1. Wrath: I become very emotional and begin picking fights with people in the bar who may have brushed up against me totally accidentally.
  2. Greed: I demand more booze.
  3. Pride: I begin going on and on about how awesome I am, and how well I can hold my liquor.
  4. Gluttony: I suggest that pizza would go very well with this wine.
  5. Lust: I am moved to stick my tongue down the closest male's throat.
  6. Envy: He already has a girlfriend, and she's pissed.
  7. Sloth: I pass out on the street.

Okay, I'm not really that much of an alcoholic, but if I was going to make my way through the seven deadly sins, I'd want these 7 Deadly Glasses — designed by Kacper Hamilton — to help me along:

Wrath:

Greed:

Pride:

 

 Gluttony:

 

Lust:

 

Envy:

 

Sloth:

 

[Via NotCot] 

Related: Happy Hour: Ghosts and Goblets, Happy Hour: Cheers!, Happy Hour: Wanna Sip?

 

 

 

 

 

 


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Posted Jun 06 2008, 05:00 PM

Comments

anonymous said:

crazy

June 8, 2008 11:03 AM

Eric said:

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June 8, 2008 11:08 AM

lovedrug said:

this isn't so practical, but I can see the glasses on themed parties, print ads and movies.

June 8, 2008 11:12 AM

danz said:

the with the spikes is hard 2 drink out of, if u wanna drink the last bit, it'll keep going into the spike. so u can never fully finish it! cute pics tho, liked the theme n all!

June 8, 2008 7:56 PM

chantix said:

haha. do they actually sell these?

June 11, 2008 5:04 PM

Levitra said:

the greed glass is pretty cool

June 17, 2008 11:09 AM

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