Drinking isn’t very educational. In fact, it’s the enemy of
education. It kills the brain cells that education has so steadfastly populated
with data. Until now…
Australian wine label Black Swan aims to leave you no dumber
than when you opened their bottles. Or, at least, make you laugh in earnest before the
alcohol makes you laugh at any stupid thing.
They’re emblazoning their corks with fun equations, like:
Other equations include:
Infomercial = information +
commercial + but wait, there’s more
Text Message = telegram - vwls
Disenfranchisement = one person – one vote
Insomnia = 1:51 am + eternity + 1:52 am + eternity + 1:53 am + eternity
All word equations are courtesy of Craig Damrauer. Most are
taken from his book, New Math: Equations for Living. Yay, scholarly boozing.
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