That gave license for many a jagoff to forego the t-u-x for
the t-e-e. Even babies stopped wearing their formal wearing, opting instead for
the faux tux onesie. So I wonder, will the super flaccid fashion pieces after
the jump supplement the actual wearing of sunglasses?
On a stroll through a boutique a few weeks back I came
across these…
I bit my tongue. I wasn’t going to write about this. A mere
coincidence, I concluded. Then, tonight, I saw a kid at a Get Smart screening
wearing a sweatshirt with sunglasses printed all over it. Trend: spotted. Blood:
boiled.
Taken individually, these items are harmless. Taken as whole
though, they’re insidious -- a sign that we as a race are too
lazy to wear sunglasses. Sure, we still like the imagery of our Ray-Bans and
BluBlockers, we just don’t like the effort involved in actually putting them
on.
Fuck it, I’m fighting back. I’m gonna sport sunnies on top of my sunnies.
[necklace and tank, obey]
[hat, l-r-g]
