So... Any guesses how this thing works? Or what it does?

Turns out, it has nothing to do with sucking the heart out of one of your fellow Hotgirls™ chests, and everything to do with drinking twenty four ounces of beer in less than two seconds.

Uh. Gross. I’m so glad I’m not in college anymore.

[$20, Bierstick]

[Via LiquorSnob]