
My leather jacket and I have been longing for our very own chopper since junior high. Thing is, there's also the very real possibility that I would kill myself on one of those things!

[$599, Schwinn]
How bad-ass is this, guys? I mean, seriously. I bicycle that looks like I low-riding chopper. I so want!
[Via GearCrave]
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