I’ll break in your denim for you. (We’re full service here
at TMM.) Bring on that cease and desist, A.P.C.
A.P.C. has just announced Butler Worn Out jeans. (Doesn’t Gardener or Pool
Boy make more sense?) The French label has hired help (around Europe
most likely) wearing your denim before they sell them so they’re super comfy on
you from the get-go. Nice touch.
B.C.M. is proudly offering Blogger Worn Out jeans. That's right, I’ll do
the same and for nothing. (For fear of torquing my man parts or looking like
Jared in his pre-Subway dungarees, this offer is only valid on jeans sent to
me that are 33-34 W and 36 L.)
I’ll subject them to the rigorous routine of blogging (and
ad copywriting). You know, lots of sitting and slumping in cheap office chairs
mostly, some driving and daily macchiato-sipping.
B.C.M. will charge nothing for the service and is accepting
your Levi’s now. I’m serious. Send them. A.P.C. is likely to cost way more and
isn’t available to the fall.
Leave a comment if you’d like my services. No Toughskins or
Kirklands please. I have some dignity.
[A.P.C.]
