Perhaps you're receiving unwelcomed attention at a bar or a party. Maybe you're on a blind date that's quickly moving south (and not in a good way), or maybe you just want to fuck with a guy who really has it coming. Whatever your reasons for wanting to scare him off, here are six sure-fire ways to do just that — in ten minutes flat:

1. Tell him you hope your kids get his pretty blue eyes
2. Show him a picture of your 11 cats
3. Ask him if he's allergic to herpes
4. Bark at him
5. Throw rice on him and say, "Just practicing for our wedding..."
6. Take off your little scissors ring and clip a lock of his hair "for safe keeping"

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