In the News: Bloggers Go Bare

Posted by Steph Auteri

 

It has come to my attention that Playboy is having a contest to determine the hottest female blogger, and me and Wendy are not on the list! 

Of course, as the winner has to pose nude in Playboy, and I wear a-line skirts every day in order to hide my thighs, I'm not too heartbroken about not being the next Playboy Bunny.

After all, when it comes to bunnies, these are more my speed:

 

[$40, Shopalot

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Posted Jul 16 2008, 12:30 PM
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Comments

Wendy Atterberry said:

If only people could see us hula hoop....we'd be on that list for SURE!

July 16, 2008 1:19 PM

saraswank said:

For what it's worth, I think you guys are way hotter than the floozies nominated by playboy.  Those playboy nominated bloggers also probably don't have the same classtastic taste in housewares.

July 16, 2008 1:31 PM

Steph Auteri said:

Oh, we are sooo sexy when we hula hoop.

saraswank, you just made me all teary-eyed. Classtastic is so my middle name.

July 16, 2008 1:50 PM

About Steph Auteri

Steph Auteri is a freelance writer and proofreader who has been published in Publishers Weekly, New York Press, Playgirl, and other bastions of fine writing. She maintains a professional site -- stephiswrite.com -- and also blogs about freelancing over at Freelancedom.com. You can keep up on her day-to-day by visiting her Twitter page, http://twitter.com/stephauteri.

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