
It has come to my attention that Playboy is having a contest to determine the hottest female blogger, and me and Wendy are not on the list!
Of course, as the winner has to pose nude in Playboy, and I wear a-line skirts every day in order to hide my thighs, I'm not too heartbroken about not being the next Playboy Bunny.
After all, when it comes to bunnies, these are more my speed:

[$40, Shopalot]
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