Holy crap. I can't find it, but I'm 100% sure I used this picture previously to describe something, either a clock, or a pig box, or something like that. However, at the time, I didn't know it was the best product ever:

You place a frozen piece of bacon inside the night before, and ten minutes before you're supposed to wake up, it starts to slowly cook a piece of bacon. So instead of waking to a blaring alarm, you wake up to sweet, delicious, sizzling bacon smell. Why can't I buy one of these right now?
[Mathlete]
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