5 Disgusting Things My Cats Do

Posted by Steph Auteri

 

  1. Lick their crotches whilst in polite company
  2. Spray the walls out of some misguided sense of territorialism
  3. Track litter all over my office
  4. Burrow their noses into each other's butts
  5. Vomit all over the goddamn place

As you can see, my small condo can be a dangerous place to navigate, what with all the spit-up, spew, and pee-spray.

 

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Posted Aug 08 2008, 10:33 AM

Comments

D La G said:

The funniest part of this post was when you pretended to have an "office" :)

August 9, 2008 2:26 PM

Steph Auteri said:

It's a very modest office, also known as my dining room.

August 9, 2008 6:37 PM

About Steph Auteri

Steph Auteri is a freelance writer and proofreader who has been published in Publishers Weekly, New York Press, Playgirl, and other bastions of fine writing. She maintains a professional site -- stephiswrite.com -- and also blogs about freelancing over at Freelancedom.com. You can keep up on her day-to-day by visiting her Twitter page, http://twitter.com/stephauteri.

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