Tired of having your man snickeringly ask if he can give you a pearl necklace? Then why not take sweet, sweet vengeance (or, you know, break up with the a-hole)? If the choice is ironic revenge, then you might want to look into one of these (and, I might mention, everyone else, avert your eyes):

Yup. That's a pearl dude thong. Sa-weet.

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