Your Bad Driving Breaks My Heart

Posted by Steph Auteri

 

5 Things That Exacerbate My Road Rage:

  1. large vehicles that take up two spots, when they could have easily fit into one
  2. people who don't use their blinkers
  3. slow drivers in the fast lane
  4. people who tailgate me on local roads when I'm already going 15 over the speed limit
  5. anyone going slower than me

The other week, I was so angry that I left a note for a violater of no. 1. This was after a protracted, internal argument in which I finally convinced myself that keying somebody's car is WRONG. I think I might have problems with road rage.

I can't believe Alex didn't post about these on Tuesday, but perhaps he doesn't suffer the same problems I do:

 

 

 

 

 

These Parking Tickets are by the same people as the Unmentionables. If you can think of any other Ready Booklets they should offer, please do contact them. But for now, this is all I need.

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Posted Aug 22 2008, 11:29 AM
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Comments

loorah said:

um, wouldn't the person getting this immediately assume someone parked to left or right placed this note and key or bump their car?!

August 23, 2008 11:40 AM

Steph Auteri said:

@loorah: Not necessarily...If their parking job kept you from parking next to them. The only time I've ever left a nasty note, some guy's bad parking job forced me to park in the very farthest corner of the massive Park n' Ride. grrrr

August 25, 2008 8:00 AM

About Steph Auteri

Steph Auteri is a freelance writer and proofreader who has been published in Publishers Weekly, New York Press, Playgirl, and other bastions of fine writing. She maintains a professional site -- stephiswrite.com -- and also blogs about freelancing over at Freelancedom.com. You can keep up on her day-to-day by visiting her Twitter page, http://twitter.com/stephauteri.

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