Sure, birthdays, anniversaries, and holidays all call for a card. But how about those awkward occasions you wish you had a card for---like "your penis is too small" occasions? Or those times that you're dying to have a heart-to-heart and say "I'm sorry my whiskey dick let you down." Check out more after the jump:
[$3, Super Alisa]
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